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Hi welcome to Tumblr. This week:
- fucking moon moon
- loki’s hair
- some
- BODY ONCE TOLD ME
- Recreating covers of books/movies/video games with Clipart and Comic Sans
I feel like someone should make a blog and just update it every week with whats trending
Gun Safety
- Playing paintball with a few friends out in the field
- Before we go in, there's this kid (around 17, 18 maybe) horsing around with his paintball gun.
- Me: Hey kid, you ever play paintball before?
- Kid: A few times...not really a lot though.
- Me: Well, paintballs travel at over 300 FPS, so be careful with it. Put on yor mask if a live weapon is around.
- Kid: *Snort* Weapon? It's just a paintball gun. I know what I'm doing.
- Me: Well, stop horsing around with it and put yor barrel bag on before we're on the field.
- Kid: *Sighs exasperatedly* Fiiiiine.
- Me: *walking away, shaking my head*
- Kid: *Putting on his barrel bag*
- Kid: *Fumbles around with it*
- Kid's Paintball gun: *FFFFTHUNK!*
- *Paintball hits me straight in the back*
- Me:
- Kid:
- Me:
- Kid:
- Ref: *saw the whole thing, comes running from across the orientation area*
- Me: *Before the ref can say anything* THIS
- Me: *shoots kid in the knee*
- Me: IS
- Me: *shoots kid in the other knee*
- Me: WHY
- Me: *shoots kid in the ankle*
- Me: WE CAN'T
- Me: *shoots kid in the other ankle*
- Me: HAVE
- Me: *shoots kid in the marker*
- Me: NICE THINGS
- Me: *shoots him twice in the stomach*
- Kid:
- Me: >:[
- Kid: Uuuuuuuugh...*doubles over in pain*
- Ref:
- Me:
- Ref: *bursts out laughing*
- Me: *grin*
- Ref: Both of you get out.
